Here, here. We at Perlmonks 'R Us® strive for a polite and courteous environment. And to that end, there are certain things you do not do in polite company. They are:

• You don't tug on Superman's cape.
• You don't spit into the wind.
• You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger,
• And you don't ask a Scotsman what's under his kilt.

I may have missed a couple, but you get the general idea.

And Remember, FOAD stands for Feed Our Adorable Dolphins.

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