I can remember the time I was wandering around the technical side of our building asking (in a deliberately loud voice) where the NT guru was, because I needed some advice. He was spottable because he was the one saying "I don't know much" while everyone was telling me to go talk to him.

One of his friends wisecracked that guru stood for "General Understanding, Really Useless" or some variation.

It goes without saying he solved my problem in under 10 secs.

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Jeremy
I didn't believe in evil until I dated it.