I am *not* pretending to be 'JavaFan', I am being accused of being 'JavaFan' in drag or something. I feel a little like the mis-routed tourist who is suddenly appointed God by the natives, and fears he will be expected to walk through fire or something. Mr/Ms 'JavaFan' apparently knows alot about Perl and can answer lots of questions about it. I cannot.

Anyway, absurdity only makes me stick around...