A little blue canery told me to continue to submit these as i was able. So, here is what i am thinking may be me last (unless i am reincarnated as a bag of groceries which types)

#!/usr/bin/perl 
# Youth culture (killed my dog)

$^T-1;"Culture";
$^T-1;"Culture";
$^T-1;"Culture";
$^T-1;"Culture";

$^T-1;"Culture";kill(my $dog) 
&& !$i->think("fair")
&& $dog->kill() == 1 &&
$tastemakers->("cried" & "cried");

$WhyDoBirdsSuddentlyAppear->{Singer} && "David" &&
  write; $dog->{Fav} = @songs;
delete $dog->{worry};delete $dog->{worry};delete $dog->{worry} &&
  $dog->run(); $dog->{Ball};
but: { $night_lights !~ m/$dog->{life}/;  };

$^T-1;"Culture";kill(my $dog) 
&& !$i->think("fair");
city_of_hate: { $judgment = 1; }; 
untie $dog,$spirit;

$WhyDoBirdsSuddentlyAppear->{Singer} && "David" &&
  write; $dog->{Fav} = @songs;
delete $dog->{worry};delete $dog->{worry};delete $dog->{worry} &&
  $dog->run(); $dog->{Ball};
but: { $hiphop && $funk{white} { untie $dog,$mind }};

!$i->_stand(<STDIN>->dog()) &&
!$i->_stand(<STDIN>->dog());
!$i->_stand(<STDIN>->dog());
!$i->_stand(<STDIN>->dog());

$^T-1;"Culture";kill(my $dog) 
&& !$i->think("fair")
&& $dog->kill() == 1 &&
$tastemakers->("cried" & "cried");

$^T-1;"Culture";
$^T-1;"Culture";
untie $dog,$spirit;
untie $dog,$spirit;
$^T-1;"Culture";
$^T-1;"Culture";
untie $dog,$spirit;
untie $dog,$spirit;

# Youth culture
# Youth culture 
# Youth culture 
# Youth culture 
#
# Youth culture killed my dog
# And I don't think it's fair
# And his suicide can be justified
# By the tastemakers, how they cried and cried and so
#
# Bacharach and David used to write his favorite songs
# Never, never, never would he worry, he'd just run and fetch the ball
# But the night lights and my dog's life aren't exactly one and the sa
+me
#
# Youth culture killed my dog
# And I don't think it's fair
# And the judgement made in the city of hate
# Just broke his spirit so
#
# Bacharach and David used to write his favorite songs
# Never, never, never would he worry, he'd just run and fetch the ball
# But the hiphop and the white funk just blew away my puppy's mind
#
# I don't understand what you did to my dog
# And I don't understand what you did to my dog
# I don't understand what you did to my dog
# I don't understand what you did to my dog
#
# Youth culture killed my dog 
# And I don't think it's fair 
# And his suicide can be justified
# By the tastemakers, how they cried and cried and so
#
# Youth culture 
# Youth culture 
# Broke his spirit so 
# Broke his spirit so
# Youth culture 
# Youth culture 
# Broke his spirit so 
# Broke his spirit so
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OH, a sarcasm detector, that’s really useful