First attempt at song to perl poetry... some parts I got lazy

$i = "patient boy"; $i = wait for (1..3); my $time -= $water{drain}; push(@everyone, "move") for (1..2); &beg("please") if ($remain); $location = "waiting room"; $i !~ /news/; $i !~ /\wnews\w/; $i !~ /news/; $i = undef($it); # Sitting outside of town $everybody = "down"; $they !~ /get up/; $dontsit = 1 while($idle); $plan = "big suprise"; &fight while ($i =~ /what I want to be/); $i = undef($i{mistakes}{same}); $i{know} = sub {&{$i{know}}}; $is{Function}; $location = "waiting room"; # WAITING ROOM # I am a patient boy # I wait, I wait, I wait # My time is like water down a drain # Everybody's moving, everything is moving # Please don't leave me to remain # In the waiting room # I don't want the news # I'm not a part of it # I don't want the news # I have no use for it # Sitting outside of town # Everybody's always down # Because... # They can't get up # But I don't sit by idly # I'm planning a big surprise # I'm gonna fight for what I want to be # I won't make the same mistakes # Because I know how much time that wastes # Function is the key # In the waiting room

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