back to non-songs, as the nay-says say "Nay":

#!/usr/bin/perl

if (kill($$) != "pain") {
    die;  
} else {
    LIFE: while (!die) {
        *me = *nothing;
        redo LIFE;
    }
}
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remeber the immortal word's of Socrates who said, "I drank what ?"