Do you never actually read the question?

I know what modules exist -- I am perfectly capable of searching cpan -- that isn't what I asked.

And unless you are prepared to make the source code of your magical endeavors available, they are nothing more that an (unbelievable) idle boast. Entirely useless as an answer to my request.

Please stop answering responding to my questions. Your responses are never useful to me and simply annoy me.