in reply to Embeding Perl in HTML the PHP way

Embperl allows something along those lines. However, take a look at the dates in the "News" section of the Embperl website.

perl -E'sub Monkey::do{say$_,for@_,do{($monkey=[caller(0)]->[3])=~s{::}{ }and$monkey}}"Monkey say"->Monkey::do'

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