Indeed, but that couldn't be used to persist across multiple ".t" files, which was one of the criteria the OP mentioned.
Obviously if you're using very advanced SQL features, you may not be able to support SQLite. But if you're almost able to support SQLite already, then it's certainly worth putting in the extra effort to support it fully. The benefits to your test suite will pay back your effort.
perl -E'sub Monkey::do{say$_,for@_,do{($monkey=[caller(0)]->[3])=~s{::}{ }and$monkey}}"Monkey say"->Monkey::do'
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