If the monks like, i'll be glad to stop by Perl News every day and write a few "There's a new version of module X on CPAN. Go get it." nodes.
Would anyone like that? Didn't think so.

Or you could actually be productive and write a system that once a day checks CPAN for new module releases, lists them in a single post in Perl Announcements, and allows users to rate whether or not the given module is important enough to be listed in there.

Or you could keep bitching and mocking other's suggestions. Your call.