in reply to My first Perl poem!

It's Spring, and the hormonal chemicals are causing delusions amoung the young. Here is an undeluded version. (for jaded old men, who ain't feeling it anymore ;-( )
if ( exists $true{love} ) { $get_it_while_you_can = 1; seek $her, $from, $everywhere; } else{ seek $him, $for, $everything; $him_need_a_lawyer = 1; }

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh

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Re^2: My first Perl poem!
by puudeli (Pilgrim) on Mar 29, 2006 at 13:20 UTC
    Hmm, 28 year old, father of one, does not count as a jaded old man? Well, maybe not but I do feel jaded and old :-)

    But here is even more gloomy one:
    if ( exists $true{love} ) { $get_it_while_you_can = 1; seek $her, $from, $everywhere; } else{ seek $him, $for, $everything and delete @children{ qw(from fathers life) }; $him_need_a_lawyer = 1; }