First Perl
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by Anonymous Monk
on Jan 31, 2013 at 00:33
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Being clumsy on basic coding jobs,
Mega bytes
0 1 0 perfection needs precision,
For the monks perls
Must only be cast in wisdom
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Bossman Tragedy
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by Anonymous Monk
on Jan 28, 2013 at 22:44
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Boss man doesn't code.
Likes to read over shoulders.
Can't read Perl... Too dumb.
"Perl is ugly, rough,
unreadable!" Quoth Boss man:
"Do it in Logo."
Did it in Logo.
Problem not solved, but now Boss
finally groks code.
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Whither poetry?
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by space_monk
on Jan 03, 2013 at 06:17
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our flock
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by kejohm
on Dec 20, 2012 at 03:55
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seek and join our flock and connect
accept and return our values [1]
read study and listen
use our time when given or [2]
open our crypt and grep [3]
return when time exists and write
log exp for each
and continue
[1]: PerlMonks FAQ
[2]: Seekers of Perl Wisdom
[3]: Super Search
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bit bytes
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by zentara
on Dec 19, 2012 at 05:50
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code right and code tight
and don't let the bit bugs byte
use warnings, use strict
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Changing Changes
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by bduggan
on Dec 18, 2012 at 08:31
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Changes, first to last
Classic golf trick same as tac
Need paragraph mode
perl -p -000 -e'$\=$_.$\}{' Changes
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Today I took My Holidays
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by samus
on Dec 11, 2012 at 09:44
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24/12/2012:
Description: s/\bwork\b/holiday/
Reason: return 1;
26/12/2012:
Description: s/\bwork\b/fun stuffs/
Reason: return defined $fun and defined $stuff ? $stuff eq $fun : ($
+stuff = $fun);
27-28/12/2012:
Description: s/\bwork place\b/christmas/ig
Reason: s/\bwork place\b/christmas/ig
31/12/2012:
Description: s/\bwork place\b/new year/ig
Reason: return $home if my($blood_alcohol_content) gt 2;
2-4/1/2013:
Description: s/\bnew\s+year\b/$rest and $peace/ge
Reason: (my $bed and my $rest) or (my $bed and my $gf) or ($Perl_suc
+ks)
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galactic frame drag
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by zentara
on Dec 10, 2012 at 08:15
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does your code run slow?
finding your time dilated?
galactic frame drag
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Pilgrims Progress
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by space_monk
on Dec 06, 2012 at 10:23
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I have been a Pilgrim
Now I have Bunyans
The life of a Friar for me
Living on chips you see
feat. John Bunyan and Geoffrey Chaucer - props
A Monk aims to give answers to those who have none, and to learn from those who know more.
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Answer Advice
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by ColonelPanic
on Dec 04, 2012 at 07:21
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One line may solve it,
but before you dash e, note:
golf ain't for newbies.
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? --Larry Wall
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