You propose to your girlfriend with a script!! I know its corny, but she loved it! She's learning Linux, and some programming stuff, so I thought it would be cute. I had her run it in front of our friends. I'm a new daddy and now I'm getting married in August! Wooo Hooo!!

BTW: I didn't use strict cause I was in a hurry and left it out. Bad Practice, I know I know.. 
#!/usr/bin/perl -wT
sub love {
    local ( $first, $last ) = @_;

    print "\nWill You Marry Me, $first $last ??\n";
    chomp( $love = <STDIN> );
    if ( $love =~ /yes/ ) { &yes }
    else { print "Error no 1 Kernel Failure Shutting Down\n" }
}

sub yes {

    print "\nGood!!  I couldn't live without you!!\n\n";
    print "
      ****     ****
     ******* *******
     ***************
      *************
        *********
          *****
            *
\n";

}

my $a = Danyeal;
my $b = Waddell;

&love( $a, $b );

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