My roommate, a devout windows user, plagued by using VBScript, a language developed by windows programmers (read: written for end-users, non-programmers) his whole career, recently has "freed up some time" and started reading my copy of
. Last night, he came home and had the following to say,
"Its like I've been eating Hershey’s my whole life, and then I try Lindt Chocolate--Hershey’s sucks!"
Followed by,
"I've been in prison my whole life... and I didn't even know it!"