Well I figured that i would give it a go, this is nothing
spectacular, just wanted to spread a laugh, and maybe even
some of that er um holiday cheer! keep in mind I am learning. :-)
here goes:
my $name="ralphie";
for ($christmas){
$I;$want="Red rider bb gun";
while(<EVERYONE>){
print "You'll shoot your eye out!!";
}
}
while(@school){
$I;$daydream;
@schwartz=qw(tounge stuck to pole!! ha ha!);
$class="laughs @schwartz";
}
while(<MALL>){$face="santas boot"}
if (@bully){print "Run run run!!!"}elsif($enough){push @bully}
if($mom="her way" and $lamp=1){$lamp=0}else{print "What a beauty!"};
%curseword=("fudge","the mother of all curse words.");
while($curseword{"fudge"}){$mouth="soap"};
while($christmas eq $morning){my $present=$want and $glasses="broken"}
%dinner=("Ruined","We ate chinese instead!");
hopefully you remember this. <grin>
cheers,
josh :)
In reply to holiday fun.
by josh
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