Update: ack, ye downvoters, relax thy mouse buttons and thy index fingers, for it be a parody! Now read this and listen to these ("Bill Clinton" and "Suck a Camel's D__k" are both excellent choices) if you don't know who Wesley Willis is, or I cannot be held responsible for your failure to be entertained... 

You are a programming god
You are a coder to the max
You are my good man
You are the greatest

Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall

You gave me variables like $_
You make difficult things easy
I like you a lot
I like you well

Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall

You are on my side
You are on my side with the interpreter
You are a good guy in Jesus’ name
You really rock the camel’s ass

Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall
Larry Wall

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Microsoft, where do you want to go today? 

   MeowChow                                               
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