I knew it was possible, didn't think it would take so bloody long! 

        $t='|.|/';
     %t=("\|l"=>"z,", 
  'l',8888888888888,$t,
 '._sV888P^','~^9888ka-',
'.-\Q889'   ,    '888/z-',
"-_J88f           188KJ-",
"-:388l    o o    t888[=."
,".>88l           j88E:._"
 ,"Z3886._ ,J.__.488R=;."
  ,"/288888888888888S^.",
   "j^7Z988888885R^L-",
    ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\~',
       "|~|! |~|~. "
       ,' l  | ',
     ,'_ _ " ,  "._,',
    ".)_)._) (_.__,.");
@Y=keys(%t);@Z=values(%t);sub sah{$x=shift;$x=~s/\s+//g;
$x=~y/\!-\~/A-Fa-f/s;return hex($x)}foreach(@Y){$_=sah($_)}
foreach(@Z){$_=sah($_)}$w=!$|;$dp.=chr(($Z[3]/62418209+$w)).
chr($Y[6]/34-!$|).chr('1'.$Z[0]).chr(4*(($Z[7]+$Z[1])^3)).
chr(!$|+!$|+2*$Y[0]).chr(substr($Y[6],0,2)*2).
chr(substr(($Z[3]/$Y[3]),1,2).$Y[5]/2).chr((!hex($t).!$|.$w)+1).
chr((!hex($t).!$|.$w)+1).
chr(oct(4*($Y[0]*3^2*$Y[0]))-(substr($Z[3]/$Y[3],1,2))).
chr(!$|+!$|+2*$Y[0]).chr('1'.$Z[0]-!$|).chr($Y[6]/34-!$|).
chr(((abs($#t).abs($#t).hex($t))-(!$|+!$|))).
chr(($Z[0]*8)-$#Y+4-$Z[1]+!$|).chr(($Z[0]*8)-$#Y+4*!hex($t)).'!';
print "$dp\n";

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