According to xkcd (an authority, if there is one), the universe is hacked together out of perl. hmm.... maybe this should be in CUFP...
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you’re doin'.
It's what you’re doin' when you’re doin' what you look like you’re doin'!
- Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band, Express yourself