Your language has ambiguities in very essential spots, and you keep on faffing about how these ambiguities could be resolved.

As buggy as his language may be, I haven't seen any indication that it can't be codified.

Furthermore, I haven't seen any ambiguities, just nasty limitations.

Even if there are ambiguities, it wouldn't be anywhere as ambiguous as Perl is — try answering whether "{" starts a hash constructor or a block after "map" — and Perl is compiled.