#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; #Pimps must control they hoes my $foot = ""; my $bitch = ""; my $money = ""; my $hoe = \$bitch; my $cash = \$money; my $she_got = ""; unless ($bitch =~ m/$money/) { if ($hoe != /$cash/ or $she_got ne $cash) { $hoe .= $foot; } }