# Waiting wait for (baby); if (exists($a_boy{"or two"})) {hope for a_girl} tell yourself;over and over; #{no boys; no boys; no boys} tell yourself; our $technique_was_perfect; read checklists, $books, articles, anything; each %myth_followed; { package of_pink_gel; not too_deep and not too_long; ($elected, $the_right) = time;} study crypt _ic_ultrasounds, grainy-video for clues; seek signs, glimpses, half-images; accept it, the_truth; print $_ = "well, as long as the baby is healthy"; s/(y)\s(i)/\1 girl \2/;