]$ python x.py
python: can't open file 'x.py': [Errno 2] No such file or directory

]$ ruby x.rb
ruby: No such file or directory -- x.rb (LoadError)

]$ perl x.pl
Can't open perl script "x.pl": No such file or directory


##</code><code>##

perldoc -q"Is it a Perl program or a Perl script?"


##</code><code>##

@@ -3710,7 +3710,7 @@
        if (PL_e_script)
            Perl_croak(aTHX_ "Can't open "BIT_BUCKET": %s\n", Strerror(errno));
        else
-           Perl_croak(aTHX_ "Can't open perl script \"%s\": %s\n",
+           Perl_croak(aTHX_ "Can't open Perl source file \"%s\": %s\n",
                    CopFILE(PL_curcop), Strerror(errno));
     }
     return fdscript;


##</code><code>##

perl -MLWP::Simple -e'print$_[rand(split(q|%%\n|,
get(q=http://cpan.org/misc/japh=)))]'