I am a loooong time lurker (~2004/5) of the monastry! Benefitted immensely from the wisdom freely dispensed here at perl monks.
I have seen that over the last few years, perl has become somewhat like the fight club -- you do not talk about fight club!
I decided to take a leaf out of Groucho's book and decided that I would much rather be a member of a club that no one wants to be part of (this is like the converse of his famous "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member").
Always happy to say hello in return :-)