Aren't you the guy with that obscure stone age tiny perl?

Yes he was (Perl 5.004 and TinyPerl 5.8 on Windows XP).

However, he surprised us a week or two ago by asking How do I install a Perl module? on ubuntu 23.04 x64 on an old DELL desktop computer. Though I don't know the status of his new Linux adventure, I'm hoping he took my advice to build the latest perl v5.38 from source. :)

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