Joolz, my partner, had the chickens before we met. We'd probably still have them if she hadn't left the coop door open the night Mr Fox came visiting...

I imagine you rank behind Joolz in your household's pecking order ... and that Joolz was out on that fateful night, attending a hen party.

Bod, you're no spring chicken, but why didn't you chase the fox away? ... would have been a feather in your cap ... were you outfoxed or too chicken?

See also (update) : Chickens References :-)

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