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Re^5: mod_perl best practice to consume dynamic file
by kcott (Archbishop) on Jul 28, 2017 at 05:32 UTC
    "... down-votes ... and I already know that the final count will be -7."

    At the time of writing, here's the state of Worst Nodes:

    Worst Nodes of The Year
    • Total shown: 20
    • Total by you: 15
    • Range: -17 to -25
    Worst Nodes of The Month
    • Total shown: 10
    • Total by you: 10
    • Range: -17 to -25
    Worst Nodes of The Week
    • Total shown: 10
    • Total by you: 9
    • Range: -7 to -17
    Worst Nodes of The Day
    • Total shown: 4
    • Total by you: 4
    • Range: -5 to -8

    Of those 38, there are only 2 with a Reputation better than -7; and those were posted less than twelve hours ago.

    You've posted this nonsense previously, wherein you suggest that there's just a handful of people who always downvote your posts. Look at the figures: dozens of people are downvoting your posts.

    — Ken

      Worst Nodes of The Year
      Total shown: 20
      Total by you: 15
      Though owning all worst nodes of the month, or week, or day, is difficult and rarely seen, it has been achieved a number of times before, and by a number of different folks - even BrowserUk. This is one domain, however, in which sundialsvc4 has proved himself far superior to BrowserUk, time and time again. As far as I know, the only monk to win the trifecta of all worst nodes of the day and week and month is sundialsvc4.

      And yet, despite that astonishing achievement, I've always felt the feat of owning all twenty worst nodes of the year to be impossible, out of reach. I believe owning 15 of 20 of the worst nodes of the year has already set a new record. The historic, and previously thought impossible, feat of simultaneously owning all worst nodes of the day, week, month and year may finally be within reach.

        I've always felt the feat of owning all twenty worst nodes of the year to be impossible, out of reach. I believe owning 15 of 20 of the worst nodes of the year has already set a new record.

        And the Pollyannish thought of the day is: But look at how he rallies all the monks together! :)

      "...nonsense...2 with a Reputation better than -7..."

      Think positive and consider this as an improvement.

      Update: One better...

      Best regards, Karl

      P.S.: Does the Spanish Inquisition actually provide home visits?

      «The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe»

      perl -MCrypt::CBC -E 'say Crypt::CBC->new(-key=>'kgb',-cipher=>"Blowfish")->decrypt_hex($ENV{KARL});'Help

Re^5: mod_perl best practice to consume dynamic file
by Anonymous Monk on Jul 28, 2017 at 06:42 UTC
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Re^5: mod_perl best practice to consume dynamic file
by Anonymous Monk on Jul 28, 2017 at 10:35 UTC
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