(and other bits of Perl source-code that will probably soon be contributed by other Monks ...)

...but not by you. Never ever. The OP seeks advice, not CPAN praise, neither marketing speech nor common-place fluff.

What the hell are you doing here? What qualifies you as a Perl Monk?

You are not here to learn. You are not here to teach. Your posts suggest that you are here to exercise blather.

☣ get lost ☣