Las Vegas 3 Haikus

Excecution Notes:
Each haiku excecutes individually or as one big script, but as with many visitors if you start playing expect that you may
never actually exit sin city.

Pronunciation tips:
These are about Las Vegas so numbers matter, but you can ignore all punctuation except for the almight $.
Read $s as dollars and $0 as dollar 0. lt is less than.

Planning:

lasvegas:
sort ("out", "flight", times, wait);
unless ($s lt 1)
{goto lasvegas;}
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Playing:

unpack ("no", time); for (sleep)
{seek GUIDE, 2, join (in, my(@fun))}
tell GUIDE; map {"casinos"}();
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Leaving:

if ($0)
{bless \%GUIDE; pack ("my", keys(%and_bag))}
exit; sin("city");
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-monkfish (the fishy monk)

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Hard luck stories in Sin City... They're a dime a dozen... by boo_radley (Parson) on Oct 29, 2001 at 22:53 UTC
not a haiku, but one takes inspiration where it's found. `package baby; require NewShoes qw (pair); return $empty_handed if $snake_eyes` [download]	[reply] [d/l]