The parens/ampersand are not much of a real problem. The unintended globals are! If you declare a lexical in the body of your script, and you have the subs declared after that, those subs can access the lexical, thus having global-like behaviour (in a way). A very, very good programming concept is to keep things to yourself if you're a piece of code.
Normal writing does not have the details at the beginning, that's true. But they don't have the conclusion and flow at the beginning!
The introduction in writing can be compared to loading modules, using strict. Then, explanation
comes, so you can understand the rest of the text. When that's done, body and conclusion follow.
Subs, in my opinion, are not footnotes, they form information _required_ to understand the rest of the code. That's another good reason for putting small subs that just encode data, and don't have to do much with program flow in separate modules (footnotes...).
A Perl program is executed in order. Unless you want it otherwise, it will end after having evaluated the last statement, which should be logically the end of the file. And it's a reason to put your subs at the top too! For the same reason you put
use statements at the beginning: they are required pieces of knowledge to be able to fully comprehend the rest of the code.
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