Here's my first japh for you fine folks:
perl -we'($_=q.q$;QH%hD(&krCWw)F+rc71(7aR([)7(>3vR(U=xO{)5;tk~($^$ _.)=>s{\(([^)]+)\)([^(]+)\(}{$1&$+}eg=>print~(q&$&&~q$&$)x25&eval'
--sean