Perl is a geeky girl...

From the outside she may not be that much to look at.
But if you can get past the messy hair and glasses, she's a real winner

Smart, versitle, and willing to do just about anything that you want,
as long as you know how to ask (use Do::Anything)

You may not want to take her to a formal Ball. But who likes that stuff anyway?!
Perl is loyal, and can be as domineering (use strict, perl -w, etc.) or as easy-going
as you are.

She does not have expensive tastes (Perl can be obtained free),but she will
be very greatful for gifts of BIG hardware.