This one keeps cracking me up over and over again:

``Can I get a YACC grammar for the Perl language?

Sorry, but as you must surely be aware by now, the only animals supported by Perl are ruminants such as camels and llamas. However, Yacc support may be forthcoming with version 5.007.''

Hilarious...

-- JaWi

"A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs."