"Your call is important to us..."

I hate phone-answering employees who think they are not responsible for the cosmically unjust policies of their employers. Fuck that! You are responsible!

4. B&H Photo

3. ________ Airlines

2. COX Cable - Internet "Service"

1. Wells Fargo   (In ignorant Georgian accent) "I'm sorry, we require
at least 10 business days before you can inquire about stolen funds."
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