Paraphrasing Dante Alighieri's Inferno:

Limbo ring: where virtuos but non-Perl coders live

Lustful ring: those who betrayed reason to their appetite

Gluttonous ring: those who programmed in excesses and reinvent wheels

Avaricious and the Prodigal level: those who wasted, programmed greedily and insatiably

Wrathful and the Gloomy ring: those who give crude and vindictive answers

Heretics level: those who failed to believe in Perl and Perl 6

Suicides levels: those who gave up programming Perl

Fraudulence and Malice level (pimps, hypocrites, simonists, barraters, magicians, diviners, seducers, fortune tellers, panderers): marketing people

The final circle of Hell: betrayers to those in which we should be forever faithful: God, Family and Perl :)

Ciao, Valerio