One quick suggestion, you don't have to use DESCRIBE to retrieve the column names, you can pull the column names from your already executed statement handle like so:

my $column_names_aref = $sth->{NAME}; #or NAME_lc or NAME_uc

This way you are not dependant upon mysql specific syntax.

cp
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