#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;    #Pimps must control they hoes

my $foot = "";
my $bitch = "";
my $money = "";
my $hoe = \$bitch;
my $cash = \$money;
my $she_got = "";
unless ($bitch =~ m/$money/) {
     if ($hoe != /$cash/ or $she_got ne $cash) {
          $hoe .= $foot;
        }
}

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I watched "I'm gonna git you sucka" last night. I couldn't help it.

For those of you who don't know, this is an adaptation of the poem in "I'm Gonna Git you sucka" that a character (FlyGuy) used to win Pimp of the Year. The film was a spoof by the Wayan's brothers about the BlackSploitation films of the 1970's. It was a pretty funny movie. It isn't meant to be offensive, rather funny and light-hearted. Since some have already been offended, I'll refrain from posting stuff like this. Again, I apologize to those who are offended. I guess I'm a little more thick-skinned than others.

JJ

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