You eat popcorn, drink a coke, and watch the movie all at the same time, but there wouldn't be any seats in the theatre, since that's no seats that come itself to you and you have read at least in what file do you have your seat and walk to it.
If the popper was popping corn, and they were selling a candy bar, the movie would need a new release of libc to continue each time a kernel popped only if you have a libc since five years ago, sure service pack 25 would be better.
They would announce that the next version of the movie would enable colour blind people to watch in colour, and the deaf to hear it, but you'd have to decide which of 13 vision and audio managers you wanted to run, and no application would work across all of them if you dont know what is your hardware, better call a tecnic to explain what driver you need.
The film would break every 150 days because theres a new release of the kernel, and you want to upgrade to it, not because the film should be restarterd again and again or have a default extension that makes your (is)seat vulnerable and everybody could use it(coug coug) default.ida (coug coug), shs, (coug coug), a ...
Never a new movie would require a new kernel release or libc, its up to you to upgrade because have new features that you want, only researching can make a thing better, its logic, and correct the errors (not every os do the same).
The projector would claim to take 32mm in file size, but everyone would think it still wanted 16mm film, since everyone feels compelled to get 649 Error, and nowhere explains what is that, can't read the logs, cant kill the application, can't upgrade a new release or put an old. Better reinstall because i have my rescue disk to do it and theres no why to fix it.Format is the best friend.(Do not use fdisk, they like only some type of partitions,better have luck)
They would claim to support all film genres, and the mailing list would be one long flame war about which is best. Assuming you compile your kernel with only what you need or want, thats why you can do something or not deppend the type of kenel you want, of course you have to decide,ouch thats no good, better only say, next,next and finish because multimedia is very needed with a server without any applications using it,it runs faster if you dont have all that you never need.
They would promise you an action/adventure flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sandra Bullock, but it would be 2 years late and end up being a sappy love story with 2 stuffed penguins. With no supporting documentation line if you dont know where to look for, for example google could help or insflug,linuxdocs,ouch reading? No! tecnical asistance better, reading is .. painful, theres some older os that use logs to report the errors ...
Their projectors must have 'kill -9' buttons, requiring you to start the movie over and over to have any hope of seeing the entire film. Mostly because XFree-86 keeps hanging if you are to lazy to upgrade to a new release, ops try the upgrade uf your distribution, yes, it should have an upgrade, like apt-get, have you read the documentation ? yes, it doesnt check for an upgrade sending all your personal and private information everytime you start it.
You can do printf("\t\b\b ") without worry what the heck have the programmers did to crash with this your (coug) favoluos server.</il>