That's because nobody on here ever answers a question in a straightforward manner. It's all about being as catty and unhelpful as possible. If you try to condense your code to avoid posting a three thousand line program, someone inevitably says, "You should have done this or you should have done that." Most of you have taken the stance that being a perl monk truly means you are ordained by God to pass judgement. Obviously when someone posts something here, it is because they have exhausted their own knowledge and are seeking help from someone who has more expertise. No matter how I phrase a question, someone pulls the most insignificant part and attacks it. I'm assuming someone will have something monumental to say about this.