based (roughly) on the later of these, here's a quick something i've knocked up as light relief while i'm working on my next serious obfu:

$_='$p=chr(39);$t=reverse"\$_=$p$_$p;\ns!".chr(92)."s!!g;eval";$_="2.;
+NN
NO82VWiiiiiY2.8iW2/Ve<.8WMdO82WNA-77-A3ii3,ryir,K;F.;o.2O823i`VFBVVn.<
+82
.;O82<.;O83d82!";s!.!-32+ord$&!eg;s!.!(++$c%2?$":1)x$&!eg;s!.{10}!push
+@_
,$&!eg;{$q=$t;$z=sprintf"%2d:"x3,(localtime)[2,$|=1,0];sleep$|;my$s;fo
+r$
l(0..7){map$s.=s#:##?$"x4:$_[$l+$_*8].$",split//,$z;$s.=$/}$s=~s&1&cho
+p$
q&eg;$_=reverse$q;s%.{78}%$&$/%g;print"\ec$s$/$_$/";redo}';s!\s!!g;eva
+l
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there is a little golfing that could be done, which i might try and update with later.
enjoy
al
p.s. incidentally - does the title rhyme? I'm never sure whether it's pronounced qween or qwine :)

Update: fixed output layout for standard width console (and cut out a line or so)