> I shouldn't be allowed near a grill.

If they make one that's operable via Perl, you'll be quite the Grillmeister. :) Wow. This appears to do it all, in a tiny little chunk of code. Very, very nice.

I'm going to spend some time twisting my brain and figuring out how the heck this thing works (not Perl-wise; you're right, that's pretty obvious.) Thanks!