Someone suggested to me that I learn Python. So I cooked up a quick English-to-Pythonese translator in Perl, and I'm all set.

ssss+s.s.S.g+s.[^S\\s].s.g+s.sss.sSs.g+ssss
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And look, the perl happens to be valid Pythonese as well. SssSSss. If you need help figuring this one out, here's some documentation as well as a demonstration:

$ alias python='perl -lpe ssss+s.s.S.g+s.[^S\\s].s.g+s.sss.sSs.g+ssss'
$ perldoc -f s | python
       SsSs    sSs SssSsSssSsss sSssSssSs  Sss sSssSss
$
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If anyone can figure out a way to get rid of the "g"s that would be great.

Later

--D