My first attempt at Perl Humour.

$var1 = 1;
$var2 = 2;
$var3 = 3;
$var4 = 4;
$var5 = 5;
$var6 = 6;
$var7 = 7;
$var8 = 8;
$var9 = 9;
$var10 =10;
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print "($var1) fine day I went ($var2) climb a ($var3) beside an apartment to peep. After being seen by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great ($var4). The man rushed out and had a ($var5) with me. I ran away to ($var6) for help. But I ended up running into($var7) eleven, I grabbed some ($var8) and threw at him and pulled out a ($var9) to stab him. And ($var10)...and ($var10)...he died.";

:-)