in reply to Re: Kill Your Favorite Monk!
in thread Kill Your Favorite Monk!

See above.

Well with the powers of perl and java combined, now you can! -thabenksta 
my $name = 'Ben Kittrell';
$name=~s/^(.+)\s(.).+$/\L$1$2/g;
my $nick = 'tha' . $name . 'sta';

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