Re^9: Do you have a middle name?

On that subject, I'm sure most monks have seen this (or a variation) on various computers. It's not politically correct, but ...

ACHTUNG!

Das Elektromaschine ist nicht fur Fingerpoken und Mittengrabben. Ist easy snappen das Springenwerk und blowenfusen mit Poppencorken und Spitzensparken. Das bloodunddammit rubbernecken Sightseeren mussen keepen das Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen, und watchen das Blinkenlights.

Original author unknown.

Regards,

John Hywel Davies
(who needs a middle name to avoid confusion with the thousands of others).

Update: fixed minor typo

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Re^10: Do you have a middle name? by LanX (Saint) on Dec 04, 2009 at 03:35 UTC
yeah the "translated" version is quite popular in Germany, don't worry about PC! 8) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTENTION This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you exclude the whitespaces you might get the middle name you wanted! Just apply for an US-passport and enter eventually into the Guinness Book... 8) But be warned about the downsides... xD Cheers Rolf	[reply]

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Re^10: Do you have a middle name?
by LanX (Saint) on Dec 04, 2009 at 03:35 UTC

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ATTENTION

This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment.

Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only!

So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies.

Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

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if you exclude the whitespaces you might get the middle name you wanted! Just apply for an US-passport and enter eventually into the Guinness Book... 8)

But be warned about the downsides... xD

Cheers Rolf

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