A most insightful response, I must say. Thank you for making it so absolutely clear that I am not a troll (people get confused, you know?).

You really should post more statements of this type, they benefit perlmonks.info and people like to read them. I am sure that whoever the PERL luminary was that you angered by (sic) "being a dickhead" will forgive and congratulate you, if only you can write more posts like this. You may even get a job out of it (I know you're desperately looking), bosses love troll-baiters!

Trolltroller Rex