How do you celebrate your big birthday?

• Like Humpty-Dumpty: I celebrate unbirthdays
• Like Eeyore: I wish everyone a happy birthday
• Like Frodo: throw a big party
• Like Bilbo: surprise everyone
• Like Vacskamati: every Tuesday is my birthday
• Like Berzsián's master: everyone celebrates me
• Like Harry Potter: with ice cream
• Like Harry Potter: I learn the truth about myself
• Like Harry Potter: I wonder why I didn't get presents
• Like Nathaniel: I mess up my life
• Like a monarch: a big military parade
• With my forty years younger twin
• Don't care as long as there's enough alcohol