I have doubts any time ideal, burn-down, Post-It, scrums, imposition... appear on the same page.

A little later I read there is a ScrumMaster and I no longer doubt the Masters of Disaster had something to do with it. Not MoD from the comic book, but the fictional cyberhacker gang from that #1 NY bestseller circa 1990 something ... and they're all masters of squatting weasel style kung fu