In honor of St. Valentine's Day:

The greatest love of my life is:

• my spouse
• my current Significant Other
• the celebrity I'm stalking
• a former teacher
• a current teacher
• my mastery of Perl-fu
• my programming chops in general
• my capacity for caffine
• my capacity for alcohol
• the Jets
• some other sports team
• a book
• a MMPOG
• residing in a MMPOG
• my Wii
• my iPad | iPhone | iBook
• Love? I don't go into Pon farr for another 4 years!
• my pet (don't look at me like that!)
• New York
• Alice B. Toklas
• Me. Of course I love myself most (Narcissism, NPD)
• What is love?

Revised: Added New York and Alice B. Toklas

Revised: Thanks, Tux!