While I'm at it, here's some really bad Perl films for all you MSTies out there.

sub Brain {while (1) {if (0) {die;}}}

$hero_of_movie =~ /^(meat)+$/;

## This one is a horrible pun:
print " "; print " "; print " "; print " "; print " ";

@fate = qw(arms legs hands feet); $manos = $fate[2];
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Since these aren't common movies, the answers are hidden here:
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Gamera
Prince (prints) of Space
Manos, the Hands of Fate
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