Girls won't code in Perl because ...

• They fear the Mouse.
• They don't like Perl's Dancer style.
• They'd rather go the Camelia way.
• perlguts is gruesome.
• PerlCritic is too harsh for a girl.
• No enough Girl::Role's.
• Their beau may find out about Dumper() or split()
• Cocoa comes without milk.
• Tenjin isn't actually an Anime.
• They just hate cheating.
• In fact they will !
• Other